Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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