So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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