maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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