Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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