There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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