Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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