Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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