First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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