It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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