He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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