Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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