You were right. It hurts to walk today.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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