nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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