We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
