so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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