i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
it's like iHOP with fire
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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