the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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