got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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