When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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