I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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