My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
