so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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