You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I have aggressive nipples.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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