Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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