kristin has been a bad kristin
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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