Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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