But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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