Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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