How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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