And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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