Christians are straight up FREAKS
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
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