so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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