dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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