The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Randomize
