So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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