I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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