D3 body, D1 cock
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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