Me too!
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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