Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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