Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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