Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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