Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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