I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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