is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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