Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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