We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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