just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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