Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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