Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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