I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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