did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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